I gotta agree with the post. Millie would be a cute alternative Mildred. The name reminds me of mildew.
I gotta agree with the post. Millie would be a cute alternative Mildred. The name reminds me of mildew.
Yeah, someone’s just having a bit of fun.
Unless there are multiple people registering patients, and one of them doesn’t use punctuation.
Magnesium citrate. Take it a few minutes before you actually need to.
You dare question the mighty Jimmy?!
You don’t have to confirm or deny, but it sounds like you work for the navy.
That motherfucker had like…30 god damn dicks.
Would you say that common sense changes with the generations? What was once common is no longer, and what was uncommon becomes common?
You can still not answer your phone. You can put it in airplane mode or Do Not Disturb, or even turn it off. Nobody is entitled to your time. Leave people on seen.
I see what you did there.
Wouldn’t they have revoked your license by this point?
I can’t remember the brand, but the packaging looked like human food except for a very small piece of text in the corner that mentions its dog food.
It tasted like it just needed a little bit of salt or maybe ketchup, but was otherwise pretty good.
I’ve also knowingly had wet and dry dog food since then, just because i already took the plunge accidentally so how bad could it be?
Again, I can’t remember the brands, but dry dog food is alright if you’ve literally nothing else. I’m sure some seasoning would help. I would recommend wet dog food though only because it’s easier to season. Tastes mostly how it smells, just blander.
Everybody knows you go to Thailand for femboys.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Wololo
Roses are blue
Cubans have the antonym to that:
Aserlo como los blancos “Do it like white people”
Do it properly 😜
“Can’t see the forest through the trees” is also an English idiom meaning the same thing
What’s wrong with spartan?
Good news! It’s a suppository.
An Ötzi reference, in my Lemmy?