Sweet! What does mine say?

Perhaps a Doro? They have both dumb-phones and simplified smartphones. https://www.doro.com/en-gb/products/mobile-phones/

Send via Bluetooth…

🎶 Pink fluffy unicorns, dancing on rainbows. 🦄

Yes.

I also identify as a 1x38B. My pronouns are Error/Failure

I give it about a 98,5% chance, that the ones wanting to name their kid “Mötley”, have no clue how “ö” is actually pronounced.

Sorry, I’m not saying; that isn’t Adolf Hitler, but your steps 3, 4, and 5 are a bit “eeehhh”.

Step 3: ask Yourself what are the odds that someone has a doppelganger Hitler grandfather

In a population as large as ours there is a pretty good chance, that there is someone who looks a lot like Hitler.

Step 4: ask Yourself who in their right fucking mind would put a picture/ portrait of their grandfather if he looked just like Hitler…

Someone who doesn’t hate their family member?.. If my beloved grandpa resembled a bad historical figure, that wouldn’t ever prevent me from hanging his picture on my wall. They’d have nothing in common apart from superficial apperance.

Step 5: ask yourself; why would a grandfather who looked just like Hitler; why would he give himself that hairstyle and give himself that mustache … Grandfather must have heard of Hitler… no?

When is the picture from? Before the second world war that style of mustache and hair do were fairly common. Doesn’t have to be a grandfather. Could just as well be a great grandfather…