While I don’t want to say this is a perfect solution, it is a free solution, and one id checkout early, that said I’d still recommend shopping around to see what best meets your needs.

You could get a Gmail account for the business/ website and then register for a free WordPress site. WordPress is both software you can download for self hosting and a website service where they take care of everything (for free or a price. The free version may end up with the website having ads served to viewers and only has limited upload).

As for design, there are a few free as well as paid templates. They can also get your site a domain like yourbusiness.com , but you can get a free subdomain at WordPress like yourbusiness.wordpress.com

If you wanted to go complex, you could self host or hire a virtual computer to host from a cloud provider, but things like making sure software is up to date and security patches applies are up to you. You might already have a server / network attached storage device which could be the server and get the domain linking to it and have your router forward incoming traffic to it, but it depends on how hands on you want to be.

Lorenzo von Matterhorn?

I’m not sure it fully meets the specs, but have a look at the TIC80 it’s an open source fantasy console you can write code for.

Imagine something like a 1st generation console game system fully sypported by emulators. I’ve touched on it on a recalbox.

Halo and Dungeon Crawl Stone Soup. Any money the chief gets the orb.

I know it’s the other side of the planet, but Australia has a Great Race our Supercars compete in every year in October. It’s the Bathurst 1000 which is about 2 hours west of Sydney.

It’s one of the tracks the Supercars race a which is a public road most of the year so you can drive a lap in a stock car (with 60kph limit).

Earn enough money from Photography to make a living.

Walk into a random cafe some time and find one of my photos is on their wall.

The Landlady was also a niece (or daughter?) In The manwith a golden gun and she fought outside the dojo as bond was escaping.

Well, Cardboards out for one. And cardboard derivatives.

Isn’t there a bypass there now?

I thought it’d help to be descriptive.