Lol I get called a tanky for criticizing the Democratic party and Israel and that’s literally the only time I’ve ever seen it used.

Conflating it with supporting a government that hasn’t existed since I was 3 is downright hysterical.

I get called a tanky by people who literally support the group using tanks.

I particularly enjoy the bit about how after the French helped us win our revolution and took some revolution home in a doggy bag. We reneged on our debt claiming “Our deal was with the king.”

Fuck your goods I wipe my ass with your services.

Are the tankies in the room with us now?

I specifically remember doing this with one of the goosebumps choose your own adventure. There was a good ending page that referenced nirvana (the idea not the band) and I read that thing end to end choosing both choices for everything. No page ever sent you to it. It was just a contrivance that you were sent to glance at while flipping through.