1 says “wo-ho-wo-ho-wo-ho-waha-yea”

Indeed 'twas a tampon with blood upon it

In Wales road signs are printed in both English and Welsh. When a new sign was being made someone sent the English part to a translator, who’s out of office message was in Welsh. They assumed that message was the translation and printed it on the sign.

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/mistranslated-welsh-traffic-sign/

Not a translation error but the worst tattoo I ever saw on someone was a guy with a bloody tampon tramp stamp.

But this is paying for a service that’s used to obtain content, not directly for the content

COL?

Not from a bar but I got drunk as a teenager and brought a pair of skis I found back to my Mum’s house. My old room was used as a store room when I moved out and they were in there for like 15 years. I helped clear it out, asked where the hell these skis came from and was reminded of the drunken find I’d totally forgotten.

We had Sky, it was British Sex for me.

Ah, you beat me to it!

Wow, imagine ordering a pizza to what used to be a Pizza Hut

Yea I didn’t think about that but if someone said to an AI powered robot “Hey, can you shred my reports?” as they leave work they could easily come back in the morning to it tearing their junior staff into strips like “Morning boss, almost done”.

That first one reminds me of a part of HHGTTG where I think Ford starts counting in front of a computer to intimidate it because its like walking up to a human and chanting “blood, blood, blood”.

Yea, get the shit bombed out of you. Then you’ll lose everything and your government will have no option but to finally get off their arse and publically fund healthcare to avoid their remaining workforce dying out.

One hammed clamping

It’s pork sausage!

I thought they came from a can, and they were put there by a man, in a factory down town

My apologies, I was thinking about castration only from my own perspective

It ain’t easy, bein’ cheesy… or castrated, both suck frankly.

I don’t need a ho

I’ll happily knead that dough

I’ll let her put it in the oven

Before we get to lovin’

Not all of the guys.

I don’t care about tiddy size.

I just want a goth girlfriend who makes pies.

Propietary ownership of bacteria that allow fermentation