I was born handicapped, i don’t have xray vision.

I can’t code for shit.

Is this the “agile” development methodology that I heard so much about?

I can’t type if I can’t see the keyboard.

Physics. Light won’t pass through my body.

My bones.

There are a number of thing stopping me from yogacoding, most have already been mentioned. Also, I’m pretty sure the lady in the picture is doing jack shit on her laptop, unless she has a screen mounted on her crotch.