• 𝒍𝒆𝒎𝒂𝒏𝒏@lemmy.one
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    1 year ago

    Me: Hmm, about time I bought a phone

    Siemens: I gotchu

    Me: a laptop would be nice to apply for jobs

    Siemens: Gotchu there too

    Me: Just got a City Planner job, wonder who I can buy some trains from

    Siemens: Gotchu again bro

    Me: Nuclear power plant to power the trains?

    Siemens: We don’t sell those anymore, we’ve gotchu with steam and solar power plants though

    Me: Just bought a house, need some kitchen appliances…

    Siemens: Gotchu bro