not true. pump soap dispensers actually have a legitimate use

“I’m sorry, I don’t have any information about ‘cancel my subscription.’ Is there something else I can help with today?”

“I’m sorry, I don’t have any information about ‘CANCEL CANCEL.’ Is there something else I can help with today?”

“I’m sorry, I don’t have any information about ‘CANCEL YOU NUMBNUT SHITE FOR CHRIST’S SAKE FUCKING CANCEL.’ Is there something else I can help with today?”

WhY DoEsNt It WoRk?