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3 days agoWhy November? Is something happening?
Why November? Is something happening?
That punishment is so ridiculous and cruel.
I don’t usually eat breakfast and I try to be vigilant about brushing my teeth, so doing it first thing is pretty natural for me.
My dilemma is usually closer to whether I brush my teeth before or after taking a shower.
Front right: phone. Maybe keys if what I’m wearing doesn’t have damn belt loops.
Front left: wallet and earbud case. Maybe a pair of sunglasses if I forget that I can can just tuck em into my shirt collar since I’m a dumbass.
Back pockets: nothin’ because I’m not my dad nor a pyschopath.
Bonus: If I’m wearing pajamas with no pockets then I guess it’s all going in my elastic band / undies.