• MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca
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    1 year ago

    police are not your friends, they’ve never been. LEO is a job description. you can have a friend who’s job it is to be a LEO, but LEO’s in and of themselves, are not, have never been, and will never be your friend.

    Their job is essentially to rat you out to the courts or justice system. They’re rats with guns, and the legal permission to shoot and kill you if you try to get away, or fight back at all. They’re just hired muscle/thugs for the “justice” system. They always have been. They don’t enforce the law, they enforce whatever they think is the law, and if that doesn’t match with what the law actually says, then "it will get sorted out in the system "… now, whether you believe that the justice system is just or not, that’s another matter.

    Don’t argue with cops, and don’t tell them shit. It’s their job to find evidence against you, don’t make their job easy; make them work for it. exercise your right to remain silent and just do what they ask you to (put your hands up, behind your head, sit here, go there, etc) and nothing more. Anything you say, can AND WILL be used against you. No matter what you say, it WILL be used against you… so shut up, let them do their song and dance, because they’re just thugs trying to push you into confessing something that they can hold against you and justify their paycheque. Give them nothing. Maybe you’re being detained illegally, but arguing with them about it won’t make them stop doing it in the moment. You can’t convince them that they’re wrong. Hold your arguments until you speak to a lawyer, or a judge; they’re the only ones that have any chance of listening to you.

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    1 year ago

    You forgot the tenth panel where he’s disappointed beyond belief at how dumb this meme is.

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      1 year ago

      Better than most other ancient and unfunny memes that people insist on posting here. At least I didn’t already see this one 10 years ago. It’s got a bit of a shitposting/comedyheaven charm to it, I think.

  • WtfEvenIsExistence@reddthat.com
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    1 year ago

    All Cats Are Beautiful

    ACAB

    Edit: Also, while I understand the sentiment, the panel on the top right is borderline inciting violence. Might not be wise to include that one, especially on a public internet page. You know governments can subpoena your instance owner and obtain your IP address, right?

    • gabe [he/him]@literature.cafe
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      1 year ago

      I’d love to see that go to trial. I’d pay real money just to watch a bunch of boomer cops angry at a niche meme that forces them to attempt to unravel the clusterfuck that is lemmys backend code and be forced to have a tired overworked IT worker have to explain 30 times what the fediverse is

      • WtfEvenIsExistence@reddthat.com
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        1 year ago

        Trial? Oh you mean OP would be found having committed suicide with 2 bullets in the back of the head after police serving a no knock warrant on his residence. Such a tragedy. But it’s just a drug addict so nothing of value was lost. See, there’s traces of cocaine that was totally not just sprinkled on him by someone else.